Colorado Sasquatch Research

Ever wonder how they search for Sasquatch in Colorado? Apparently, you can take the researcher out of the field, but not the field out of research. Sorry we don't know what that means--our point is no matter where you have Bigfoot researchers, you have some standard techniques used to do field research. Researchers love their techniques and their technology.

These guys at UFOnut.com are no different. They are unapologetically on the paranormal bent when it comes to Bigfoot, they also research UFO's and believe that Bigfoot is part of the same phenomena.

What our team likes is how they describe their tools. Not only do they describe which tools were replaced, they also share which tools they hope to acquire. Its like a 13th-century troubadour singing about past loves.

"I love this camera. It’s my Moultrie Infra Red Game camera. Able to shoot multiple pictures or video, it works like a charm."

"I had two other night vision cameras both Sony Hi8′s. Sony is my choice of camera because out of all the cameras I’ve used through all my investigative years, I’ve gotten the best results with them."

This camera is a wireless security camera attached to a tripod. This was our “real-time” eyes keeping watch on some “treats” left by the witness for our visitor.

The author, Zukowski, leaves nothing out, the who, what, why and where is entirely there for you to read. And every word is worth it, its almost the kind of conversation you hear when a man thinks out loud to himself.

The only thing we find odd is they never mention Bigfoot Lunch Clubs very own 3x25 zoom cardboard Binocs. Two years old and still in use (when its not raining).


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30 Rock Star Judah Friedlander: How to Beat Up Bigfoot

While we do not condone harming Bigfoot in any way shape or form, we give some leeway when it comes to satire.

In his new book, How to Beat Up Anybody(Out today October 5th 2010), Judah Friedlander dedicates a chapter on how to take down the big guy. It is the twelfth chapter and officially titled "Backyard Bigfoot Attack"

Below is a reprint provided originally to Maxim Magazine online

1. START WITH AN AERIAL ASSAULT.
It’s too risky to start with a ground attack. It is mating season for Bigfoots, and they can be extremely horny.



2. FIGHT HAND TO HAND.
Never fight foot to foot with a Bigfoot.



3. DIG YOUR KNUCKLES INTO HIS BIGFOOT SKIN.
For the record, this is not a short Bigfoot. He seems small because I have resized myself to 8'5"
for this fight.(I have a separate chapter that explains "sizing," the ability to make yourself shorter or taller).



4. THE BIGFOOT TRIES TO YELL FOR HELP, BUT I SEVER HIS VOCAL CORDS.
A Bigfoot’s yell can be heard by other Bigfoots 300 miles away, and they can show up in 30 seconds to help him.



5. I DRAG THE BIGFOOT TO MY REGULATION-SIZE BASKETBALL COURT.
Bigfoots take great pride in basketball. It is their national sport. Not soccer, as it is commonly believed.




6. THERE ARE NO REFEREES IN BIGFOOT BASKETBALL.
Dunking on a Bigfoot is one of the most humiliat ing things you can do to him. I have beaten him up physically and psycholog ically. It’s time to take the Bigfoot back to the woods, where he belongs.




7. BUT FIRST I UNLOAD ONE LAST KARATE KICK.
I kick him so hard, the entire planet shakes.



8. BY THE TIME I LAND, IT’S NIGHT.
I’m careful to land softly, so that I don’t create a 50-foot-deep crater.




Remember, when battling a Bigfoot, fight fast. Bigfoots have an amazingly rapid recovery time from injuries. A broken Bigfoot bone can heal in six hours. That’s why you’ve never seen a Bigfoot in a hospital.
If you want to learn more and discover the secret to defeating ninjas and dinosaurs, buy my book before I beat you up.

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Sky Valley Chronicle 7 Point Proof Against Bigfoot

We have heard these reasons against Bigfoot Before. Why haven't we found one yet? Where are the remains?

In this case the Sky Valley does more of the same. We could argue counter points for each of thiers, but we will only take on

POINT#6:You cant find a credible scientist anywhere that believes in all this crapola about Bigfoot. That oughta be a big clue right there.

I think there are several credible scientist that consider Bigfoot a possibility DR. Jane Goodall, Dr Jeff Meldrum to mention a few.

Below are all seven points:

1 Despite all the bazillion hunters in this country – both Native Americans and those scheming scoundraly Anglo invaders from England who spoke with forked tongues and brought all the smallpox - going back to before America was even called America, there is not one documented case of a hunter bagging a Bigfoot. Not one. Over hundreds of years. There’s bookoo bear been whacked, lottsa elk, tons of deer, wild turkeys, ducks and whatnot but not one Sasquatch bagged. Zippo. There's not even a documented case of a hunter even getting a clear look at one through the scope on his Remington 30.06.

2 There’s not one documented case of Bigfoot DNA being found that made the biologists go “Eureka! We have evidence of an ape man!”

3 No body, no bones, no fur, no DNA NOTHING to authenticate the existence of the wild ape man. Not even one clear photograph after hundreds of years. You have any idea of how many clear photos of deer and elk have been taken in the wilds over the past two hundred years? Well, a lot. That’s how many.

4 A lot of folks who believe in Bigfoot quote the famous 1924 tale told by Fred Beck who claimed he and four other miners were “attacked” one night in July by some “ape men” who threw rocks at their cabin in an area that later became known as Ape Canyon, Washington.

Well, get this. Beck later (some 43 years later in 1967) writes a book about the incident in which he said the ape men who attacked their cabin were alleged "mystical beings from another dimension."

Ooooookay. Beck also claimed he had experienced psychic premonitions and visions his entire life and that the “ape men” were only one of many such weird experiences. Wow. Wouldn't you like to hear about the rest of those experiences? Later on a cave expert claimed the whole story arose from an incident in which hikers from a nearby camp had thrown rocks into the canyon.

5 The famous (and cheesy) 1967 Roger Patterson home movie of a purported Bigfoot in Bluff Creek, California is about as believable as the next clown who says elect me and I’ll make government smaller. This piece of trash film is one of the so-called best pieces of evidence for Bigfoot’s existence, according to the Bigfoot believers.

Which is too bad because not many years ago Bob Heironimus, an acquaintance of Patterson's, came forward and admitted it was he in that ape costume on the film. Ooops. There goes that great proof.

6 You cant find a credible scientist anywhere that believes in all this crapola about Bigfoot. That oughta be a big clue right there.

7 If there was a Bigfoot, we'd know about it because God talks to us (just like he talks to them TV preachers) and we talk to you. So there.

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