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Monday, October 4, 2010

Sky Valley Chronicle 7 Point Proof Against Bigfoot


We have heard these reasons against Bigfoot Before. Why haven't we found one yet? Where are the remains?

In this case the Sky Valley does more of the same. We could argue counter points for each of thiers, but we will only take on
POINT#6:You cant find a credible scientist anywhere that believes in all this crapola about Bigfoot. That oughta be a big clue right there.


I think there are several credible scientist that consider Bigfoot a possibility DR. Jane Goodall, Dr Jeff Meldrum to mention a few.

Below are all seven points:
1 Despite all the bazillion hunters in this country – both Native Americans and those scheming scoundraly Anglo invaders from England who spoke with forked tongues and brought all the smallpox - going back to before America was even called America, there is not one documented case of a hunter bagging a Bigfoot. Not one. Over hundreds of years. There’s bookoo bear been whacked, lottsa elk, tons of deer, wild turkeys, ducks and whatnot but not one Sasquatch bagged. Zippo. There's not even a documented case of a hunter even getting a clear look at one through the scope on his Remington 30.06.

2 There’s not one documented case of Bigfoot DNA being found that made the biologists go “Eureka! We have evidence of an ape man!”

3 No body, no bones, no fur, no DNA NOTHING to authenticate the existence of the wild ape man. Not even one clear photograph after hundreds of years. You have any idea of how many clear photos of deer and elk have been taken in the wilds over the past two hundred years? Well, a lot. That’s how many.

4 A lot of folks who believe in Bigfoot quote the famous 1924 tale told by Fred Beck who claimed he and four other miners were “attacked” one night in July by some “ape men” who threw rocks at their cabin in an area that later became known as Ape Canyon, Washington.

Well, get this. Beck later (some 43 years later in 1967) writes a book about the incident in which he said the ape men who attacked their cabin were alleged "mystical beings from another dimension."

Ooooookay. Beck also claimed he had experienced psychic premonitions and visions his entire life and that the “ape men” were only one of many such weird experiences. Wow. Wouldn't you like to hear about the rest of those experiences? Later on a cave expert claimed the whole story arose from an incident in which hikers from a nearby camp had thrown rocks into the canyon.

5 The famous (and cheesy) 1967 Roger Patterson home movie of a purported Bigfoot in Bluff Creek, California is about as believable as the next clown who says elect me and I’ll make government smaller. This piece of trash film is one of the so-called best pieces of evidence for Bigfoot’s existence, according to the Bigfoot believers.

Which is too bad because not many years ago Bob Heironimus, an acquaintance of Patterson's, came forward and admitted it was he in that ape costume on the film. Ooops. There goes that great proof.

6 You cant find a credible scientist anywhere that believes in all this crapola about Bigfoot. That oughta be a big clue right there.

7 If there was a Bigfoot, we'd know about it because God talks to us (just like he talks to them TV preachers) and we talk to you. So there.



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